Paranormal Salad — Salad Bowl Collection Laptop Sleeve
Protect Your Tech. Guard Your Secrets.
Welcome to the weirdest piece of laptop armor on the internet. The Salad Bowl Collection Laptop Sleeve keeps your gear safe while flexing that official Paranormal Salad energy. Featuring the bold alien-approved Salad Bowl logo front and center — this sleeve is made for podcast junkies, conspiracy lovers, and people who know their browser history is deeply cursed.
Soft on the inside. Tough on the outside. Just like JAX EMBER.
More details
- 100% neoprene
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
- Lightweight and resistant to water, oil, and heat
- Snug fit
- Faux fur interior lining
- Top-loading zippered enclosure with two sliders
- Padded zipper binding
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: Paranormal Salad Buffet
- Email: robert-jerome-pagan-creatio-shop@support.fourthwall.com
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 13″ sleeve weight: 6.49 oz (220 g)
- 15″ sleeve weight: 8.8 oz (250 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
Paranormal Salad — Salad Bowl Collection Laptop Sleeve Size Guide
| Size label | Length | Width | Height |
|---|---|---|---|
|
13″
|
13 1/2
|
10 1/2
|
0.6
|
|
15″
|
14.7
|
11.2
|
0.6
|
